Friday, September 12, 2008

Life Without Zero

The mad blogger returns: I'm going to tell you why I'm mad, because the bottom three buttons on my cell phone are broken. This includes *, 0 and #, so just imagine trying to get a phone number from a girl at the club or texting one of your boys valuable information. Check it, the other day my housemate texted me the following: Rob where did you leave the rent money? I replied by texting, Ohiputitunderyournyhatontopofthetv. Kind of hard to read right, you see the zero button is also the spacebar when I text message… Oh and then there is the idea of setting your phone alarm, which I usually set for 10:00am...(beat/ relax R.G) Not this week, this week I've been getting up at 9:59am and the lost of that 1 minute is killing me. Finally, I went to the AT&T store to seek assistance for my zero button problem and guess what they had the nerve to tell me told me? (Sale Lady's Voice) Oh we can't help you here, but call this 1-800 number …wait STOP! How in the hell can I call a 1- 800 number if my 0 button doesn't work? You do the math!
R.G

1 comment:

ActingUpAgain said...

"How in the hell can I call a 1- 800 number if my 0 button doesn't work?"

Easy - turn your phone sideways, and punch the 8 key. It's like two zeros side by side.